There was this hobo named Bernie. He was walking around one day and what should he stumble upon but a wet super hero cape *GASP*. Really it was a wet rug, but Bernie had an imagination. BEHOLD not ONLY a wet cape, but the amazing accordian of anti-villain awesomeness (also known as a drying rack). Well how else could these have gotten here if not for a fallen hero. Bernie donned the cape and equiped the accordian. He peeked into the room ahead. A fan tried to blow him back, but it was no match for the strength of the accordian. He gathered the loot from the warming machine, and continued on his journey, knowing that there was a damsel in distress at the end of the wet cement road. But wait! MORE OBSTACLES! White holed of cloth and plastic that never ended.... they were always overflowing with cloth snakes and other cloth vermin. He managed to hip and hop his way through and what did he find but the damsel! Her name was Heidi and she was having a bad day. In fact, an FML kinda day (www.fmylife.com , HA). Bernie took the wet cape off and revealed his true identity. HE WAS NONE OTHER THAN BRIAN GLUTH, HANDY MAN EXTRODINAIRE! He saved the day, rescued the damsel, and in the future I'm sure (though the story hasn't found an end yet) they will live happily ever after. Fin
Oh my goodness - that is a fantastic story! I won't even attempt one, as I don't want to follow that act! :-) I do wonder about the purple Listerine, though -- the laundry room is an interesting place to store toiletries!
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There was this hobo named Bernie. He was walking around one day and what should he stumble upon but a wet super hero cape *GASP*. Really it was a wet rug, but Bernie had an imagination. BEHOLD not ONLY a wet cape, but the amazing accordian of anti-villain awesomeness (also known as a drying rack). Well how else could these have gotten here if not for a fallen hero. Bernie donned the cape and equiped the accordian. He peeked into the room ahead. A fan tried to blow him back, but it was no match for the strength of the accordian. He gathered the loot from the warming machine, and continued on his journey, knowing that there was a damsel in distress at the end of the wet cement road. But wait! MORE OBSTACLES! White holed of cloth and plastic that never ended.... they were always overflowing with cloth snakes and other cloth vermin. He managed to hip and hop his way through and what did he find but the damsel! Her name was Heidi and she was having a bad day. In fact, an FML kinda day (www.fmylife.com , HA). Bernie took the wet cape off and revealed his true identity. HE WAS NONE OTHER THAN BRIAN GLUTH, HANDY MAN EXTRODINAIRE! He saved the day, rescued the damsel, and in the future I'm sure (though the story hasn't found an end yet) they will live happily ever after. Fin
Stace..... you ROCK!!!
Oh my goodness - that is a fantastic story! I won't even attempt one, as I don't want to follow that act! :-) I do wonder about the purple Listerine, though -- the laundry room is an interesting place to store toiletries!
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