Funny husband

This is my weekend to work overnights and Saturday morning I got home from work and went right to bed. Brian was off to a volleyball tournament (which they won) right after I had gotten home from work. When I woke up the next evening and went to get the mail, I noticed that the garage door had been left open. Here is the conversation that followed.

Me: Honey, you must have forgotten to shut the garage door when you left this morning.

Brian: Really?

Me: Someone could have stolen me.

Brian: They would have brought you back.