Here we are, another summer. This is the time I rethink my career choice every year as Brian sleeps in and sits on the couch watching TV. I guess this year he has managed to accomplish some things since being done with school at noon on the 2nd. He did attend a "curriculum workshop" at a coworkers lake cabin June 2nd through the 4th. Apparently they learned a lot about worm, leech and fish anatomy. They also learned the effects on the nose and eyes when a fireplace is not ventilated properly and studied a little bit about how the liver filters alcohol. The funny thing is that none of the teachers teach biology, anatomy or health.
After last year at this same "curriculum workshop", Brian knows a little bit about filleting a fish. The one difference between this year and last year is that he did get a couple fishing license rather than a single one like last year. I think that this change in decision making stems from the flack that he received from all of our friends when I ratted him out. Now, I'll just remind you that we had been dating for almost 7 years before we got married 2 years ago. I figured this would be plenty of time for Brian to get acquainted with me to the point in which he could accurately get me a fishing license.
The following info is required to get a fishing license:
1. Height
2. Weight
3. Name
4. Birthdate
5. Eye color
When I looked at my fishing license, Brian had 2 of the 5 right. Now, I'm not a teacher, but from my experience as a student, I'm pretty sure that is failing........
Here is what is on my current license:
1. Height 5'9'': I am barely 5'7''.
2. Weight 150: I'm not going to say what I weigh, but let's say he guessed a little off
3. Name Heidi Gluth: He thankfully did get that one right as I don't know that it would be valid with that info incorrect.
4. Birthdate October 11: I was officially born November 12.
5. Eye color: Brown- this rounds out his score of 2/5.
Don't get me wrong, I am thankful that he got me a license, I just had a good laugh and hope that you do too.
3 comments:
Ohhhh, my gut hurts from laughing!!!! Not even the birthdate!???!?!?!
Here's what your license would have said had Tony answered the questions.
1. height: 55pounds
2. weight: 60 hundred pounds - no that is the incredible hulk weights. 65 +6 pounds.
3. Name: Heidi
4. Birthdate: September 2nd
5. Eye color: Blue eyes
Not bad for someone who's only been around for 4.75 years. By the time he gets to 9 years old, I bet he'll get even more answers right!
Wow, a whole month off the birthdate, but it's interesting to see how he remembers your birthday, 11/12. I guess that's why math teachers always want you to show your work.
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